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Because you confuse many including me with the way you act and your date of birth. A bit older a lot wiser.

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. Turn up til you cant turn up any more Pretty. If anyone calls you old hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them. Since the day you gave me a hug.

I meant ONE AND ONLY boyfriend. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Funny Birthday Wishes Messages for Friend.

Happy Birthday lucky to have are but my good that forever. This birthday card can be a perfect gift for him for husband. Growing up is optional.

I love you so much my prince. Ad Send Free American Greetings Cards With Your No-Risk Trial Today. Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother-in-Law.

Happy Birthday Fatty. Happy Birthday to the kindest most loving funniest smartest best boyfriend in the world. 29 Since the day we met.

Funny Happy Birthday Quotes For Him. My life has become as warm as a comfy coffee mug. I am happy to celebrate with you today.

Happy birthday So far this is the oldest youve ever been. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old. It will match your age.

I love you and happy birthday. Age doesnt make you forgetful. Hello cutie best friend you are plus one today may the Lord protect your beautiful face.

Have the best of happiness on your birthday. I knew that my love life was set. Happy birthday to my brother-in-law.

Happy birthday to my funny my very good friend may your day be as handsome and bright as you are may it brim with goodness and happiness happy birthday friend. Happy Birthday Billy Try to be. The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without being wiser.

Enjoy your special day. Yeah its your birthday today my blood. 10 Funny Happy Birthday Messages Him My sweet man I think you need a lot of effort to blow this candle because you become fatty day by day.

Hugs kisses and birthday wishes for the best man in the world. If you dont mind it doesnt matter. To the inner critic in you that is always on board with criticism please let him make friends and to you I wish you a magnificent day happy birthday.

Since the day we shared our first kiss. Funny Happy Birthday Wishes for your Boyfriend. Happy birthday baby you on this gives inexhaustible sunlight my love for glad you fulfilled life.

Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old. Happy Birthday to a relic from a bygone. Happy Birthday to my favorite boyfriend Oops.

If I tried to count up to your age today I would go hoarse. One of the best feelings is seeing you happy. Happy Birthday Billy Have a huge bite of this Birthday Cake.

Happy birthday to the worlds greatest brother and best dad for teaching me everything I know about life. The day arrived for which I was waiting dude not for your birthday waiting for your party haha Happy Birthday. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.

Hey babe its your birthday. Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age. I love you Harry.

Fishing you a reel-y happy birthday. I used to dream of a man like you every night now that we are together I dream of sharing more birthdays with you. I love you to the moon and back.

Evergreen love for my best friend she is the best companion you can ever have. If you got stung by a jellyfish I. 3 Have hot sex.

May this birthday you decide to act like an actual grown-up. No one has a right to call you old You can still pass for middle aged All your parts hurt but still work With the right nip tuck and dosage. Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends.

No cake is sweeter than you are. A great man who has the courage and strength to live with my sister. Happy birthday my Life seems so the last time With every passing For your birthday I wish all boyfriend.

At least youre not as old as you will be next year if you make it. BOOM YOURE A CAKE. Everything gets harder when you get older except for your penis of course.

Happy birthday my sweetheart. Happy Birthday Billy Sad youre getting older. Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age.

Yes we have reached that age when every compliment we get is usually followed by for your age. Feeling worried that you are growing older every year I wish I could gift you a time control machine Cheer up dude. 4 Repeat until youve had a his birthday to In my sweet lucky to have survive this long.

Happy Birthday Billy Stay awesome. Distance love on birthday my sweetheart me. To my dear brother in law as long as you keep taking my side when I have an argument with your sister Ill make sure every birthday is filled with the best gifts.

But happy birthday have the most fun. If you are looking for naughty funny and dirty happy birthday gift ideas for him this happy birthday card with funny quotes and messages will surely interest you. Youre good looking like Channing Tatum mysterious like Johnny Depp and funny like Adam Sandler.

I couldnt ask for more in a boyfriend. Youre still a teenager at heart Eating in your bed is routine Early-bird dinners are not your style Midnight pizza is more your scene. Ad Find Deals on unique funny birthday cards in Paper Supplies on Amazon.

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Friend I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you. Happy Birthday you old softy. I feel really.

I have been in a world of bliss. 150 Long Distance Birthday Wishes For Boyfriend Or Husband. Having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful.

Yes youre taller than me but Ive always admired your style and impeccable grooming. Shop Funny Dirty Happy Birthday Card for Him created by TextToTee. Ad For Over 30 Years We Have Made It Our Mission To Create Inspire Meaningful Moments.

By the way time to trim that nose hair. I want you to know that Ive always looked up to you. Show Them How Much You Care With The Perfect American Greetings Card.

Every time you celebrate a birthday we celebrate the birthday of our hearts. Welcome to the curmudgeonly years you crusty old bastard you. Youre so very welcome.

For your special day I made you a cake. Happy Birthday Billy This year do it your way. Growing old is mandatory.

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